Snakes Denounce ‘Unfair and Harmful’ Comparisons to Higher-Ed Staff
Serpentine Council Says Human Academic Behavior “Not Consistent With Snake Culture” Underworld News Network — Creature Profile
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Snakes Denounce ‘Unfair and Harmful’ Comparisons to Higher-Ed Staff
Serpentine Council Says Human Academic Behavior “Not Consistent With Snake Culture” Underworld News Network — Creature Profile
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The Bureau of Ethereal Affairs issued a level two advisory after reports of increased spectral activity near the waterfront.
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Investors burned after on-chain spell authentication proved unreliable across planar boundaries, wiping out an estimated 2.1 billion hex-coin in market value.
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Snakes Denounce ‘Unfair and Harmful’ Comparisons to Higher-Ed Staff
Serpentine Council Says Human Academic Behavior “Not Consistent With Snake Culture” Underworld News Network — Creature Profile
Representatives from several serpent communities issued a formal statement this week objecting to what they describe as “persistent and inaccurate comparisons” between snakes and certain patterns of behavior observed within human higher-education institutions.The statement was delivered by a senior…
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